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Under Construction. Scuse Our Mess At this point i dont even know why I'm still calling this a Site Map? It's a faw-king Tutorial. *sigh* -Mysteries of the Toolbar explained- I'm gonna start out by explaining the Tabs on theToolbar and give a brief description of everything on there. I will be posting Links and they will be Gold and you can click on them to check stuff out. If you have any questions you can ask them on My Page His Assholiness or Go To HELP (Gawd i love telling people to do that) The Toolbar is located at the top of every page. The Tabs are the words you can click on. They are links to a brave new world....or something. I'm gonna go left to right. Everybody hold up your right hand. Okay that guy in the back is fucked up but thats probably why he's here. HQ AKA (also known as) The Main Page or The Front Page. This is a good place to find out what the hells goin on around here. There are 3 columns on most pages. On the left column of HQ at the top we have a Slide Show from the early daze of V ( VULGARIA) and below that we have Latest Activity, which shows who has been doin what most recently. The Members area below there shows the latest members on or the latest who have been contacted. Below there you will find Admins ( Administrators are here to help you figure out what the hell is goin on around here) and then there is a link for site badges which you can post on your page or OTHER pages to let your friends who don't suck know where to go and finally if you keep going down you may find a link to one of the many secret spots hidden on the site The Middle column is dedicated to letting folks know whats Gnu on the site as for, Groups, The Fabulous Forum, Photo's, Gnu Video's , and other un-forgettable crap. Don't forget to scroll all the way down to see a daily cartune , daily affirmation from Character Counts and Lets not forget Connies Small World : ) Have I managed to confuse the fuck out of everyone yet? Good. The right column of HQ is a little different. It can be viewed on most every page. At the top of the right column you have personal options. Sign in and out , Your inbox for messages, Alerts ( be alert, we need all the lerts we can get) Friends (as if) and then theres the gay ads that nobody clicks on and below there is some asshole and then theres the map of site activity of the members from this site....alledgedly. Further down we have Blogs which is where Everyone gets there chance to Spew. Next we have a RSS feed of Real News (just click on it) The Right column Chat is a small version, on most pages of the Chat Lounge then a daily quote via RSS feed and if you think this is tiring to read you should try makin this crap. Further down yet is our Birthday reminder and our anchor is Connies Small World : ) STALK AKA Invite, is where you go to invite people here who do not suck. Sucking in the biblical way is fine , its those who do not suck well in a biblical way or are not willing to learn how that we do not want here MINE !!! AKA My Page aka Your Page and if you kneed further explanation please contact Mrs Helen Waite. In fact you could save time and just go to Helen Waite DEVIANTS AKA , Members. No I'm knot talking about dicks. Theres no talking about dicks. Then again , Many Members here ARE dicks? RULES AKA RULES. We would appreciate it if everyone would go to the RULES page and read and understand the RULES and leave a comment in the comment box at the bottom of the RULES page that they Read and Understand the RULES. K the next 4 tabs on the Toolbar all have 4 Sub-Tabs. Stay with me now If you move your Cursor (thats the arrow you move around with your mouse) over a Tab with Sub -Tabs, then Sub Tabs should appear below the original Tab. If Sub-Tabs do not appear below Chat Lounge for example then you have an issue. Try contacting someone who gives a damn and they might try to help you. Chat Lounge AKA, The Main Chat. This is the full size version of the chat in the right column. The right column chat is so we can see whos on from most any page on the site. You can post video's in the chat using the URL code. So say your on You Tube and want to share a vid in the chat. There are several codes to choose from to post vids. Your looking for the one called URL. Copy and paste it in the chat. If you don't know how to Copy and Paste, go to HELP and read the , How To Post Pics, page. You can also post pics in The Chat, by using Direct Links, such as on Photo Bucket. Again, there are several codes to choose from to share a pic. Your looking for Direct Link. The first Sub-tab below The Chat Lounge is... CLUB FUCK Like The Chat Lounge, you can post video's by using the URL code. Embed codes do not work. CHAT TOO This chat is virtually the same as The Chat Lounge. Why sew many chats? Cause at one point this place was jumping and we needed some space. By the time I got all these chats in place, well things change don't they. Gnu / Old Chat This is the damn thing that started all this chaos with the chats. Ning said it had to go. I asked to have it back. They said that was impossible. I offered to quit the site ( see the story in BLOG ) sew anywho, Ning the Merciless made the impossible , possible, sew heres that damn chat all over again. This is the same chat thats on The main Page at the bottom. Its cool cause you can see who's on AND, click on there face and go to there page. HELP Be sure and go there. If you have any questions about anything on the site or how to do something, this is the place to go and ask. The First sub-tab below HELP is... ADMINS These folks are all here to HELP , Encourage, Nurture and Enable YOU. Nobody was born knowing how to do this crap. TOUR Well , click on the damn thing and find out Site Map Go ahead, click on it and see where it takes you The Fabulous Forum Until i met Babydiabolical i had absolutely no interest whatsoever in Forums. There is so much faw-king content here it makes MY head spin. This was one of the main reasons why i wanted a Site Map. *shakes head* GROUPS Yep, we got 'em BLOG This is where everyone gets the opportunity to spew what they gotta spew in a big way. In the right column we show the 3 most recent Blogs SNARKY I think this place is beautiful. You shoulda seen it before the rules change. My Dear friend made this site : ) MOVIES !!! This is our newest Feature and i gotta admit I still don't got it all figured out myself. If you have any questions about how to get going with this, please contact our Newest Admin Bad Penny Mug Shots AKA, photo's. We LOVE seeing your Photo's. Sorry no nudity anymore. Thats the first thing that shows up and can get us shut down for good. Video's Yep, we got them too, and finally... Slide Shows Sew maybe someday i will actually make a site map to go with the Site Map page? K, I'm gonna try something here THE FABULOUS FORUM NEW MEMBERS START HERE! MEMBERS DISCUSSION FORUM Please Kill Me...I mean....to be continued? APPENDUM: As you may have noticed, lots of stuff from this tutorial is out of place. Thats cause Ning turned my whole faw-king world upside down right after i did this and i had to virtually re-do everything on the site. I aint re-doin this , fuck ya'll

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does anyone know anything about hoodoo???

Posted by connie on November 17, 2009 at 8:08pm — 2 Comments

More from the crazy world of vampires on my space LMAO

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These bridges are amazing feats of engineering

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