Jeffrey B Young's Page

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Read everything before you form your opinion and then decide where you would like to go from there. Don't really hate life, but haven't got a whole lot of reason to love it either it goes on and I live the best I can. Some days are better than others and it CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE. If you take the time you'll likely find that I am worth knowing. It's your choice and call. See yah when I see yah.

Describe Yourself inn won faw-king Word

FREAK

Who the hell invited you? ( be specific )

???? I HEARD about it from my roomy and now I am HERE

What makes you so special?

Like the pic shows I'm my own kinda freak, not everyone can take it and not everyone likes it but F'em. If you can't deal move on otherwise strike it up and find out.

What is your Gender?.......Relationship Status?........Sexual Orientation?

It's complicated, Single, Other

Happy Birthday to You.....How about a date?

Is it a race track, if so you might have something. Otherwise yah gotta find someone willing to do the date thing.

What's Your Sign?

Gemini

Where are your people from?

Which peeps, mutt covers it, with a bit of missing link in the line somewhere. What I know of my family history could get me killed and wouldn't be worth it.

What offends you?

Rapists,child abusers/molesters/......., anyone who thinks their way is better than mine just because of a book which the majority only follows one day a week in the hopes that they will get into some magic land of daisies and dreams. More power to yah if that's your way but keep it to yourself and your fellow sheep. Those peeps in DC, CEO's and anyone who sends American jobs overseas.

What are your favorite body parts?..........On Yourself?.............Males?...........Females?..........Chicken?

Me = my brain. Males= not even going there. Females = Damn, depends on the lady/female/woman. Chicken is all about the wings and legs. I am the 300#freak after all

What are your thoughts on BD/SM?.........Bi-Sexuality?..............Other Fetish?

More power to yah, got nothing against any of it and wouldn't mind playing with most of it, but if it bores me or scares me it's time to move on. As far as scared goes yah gotta care to be scared and I ain't got much to be scared of or about these days.

What do you LOVE..........Who Do You Love...........Who's your Daddy

I love racing, goin straight, running circles (turnin left or slidin right), road coursing. Cars,speed and precision!!! Who do I love, please, someones gotta prove that there is something to love and then we might talk.
My Daddy is livin with some Meth head Hoe who is half his age and treats her like the queen of the world, they can have each other for all I care.

You know when a horse makes that lip flapping sound? What dew you call that

That's the horse telling you to give it up or get bent, and trust me they can bend yah.

If you had 6 months to live, what would you do?

Prolly spend a fair amount of time in jail, cause there ain't enough money for all that and by the time they put together all the charges I'd likely already be dead.

Why are you not doing that now?

Like I said above money, I may have only six months as it stands or I may have 600 years left but the simple fact is I don't have the money and I ain't goin to jail for no good reason or bad one for that matter. Now if someone can prove this thing called love and becomes apart of my life then the rules could change, but until then I'll do what I can with what I have and keep trying to wear down the mountain. If I get the right car I'll just tear up it and dare you to knock me down.

Given Time, what does VULGARIA mean to you?

Vulgar: if yah don't know get a dictionary. Vulagarity and extension of the previous word. Therefore Vulgaria is a place for vulgar Vulgariates to say screw pc and give me my life back.

I am not an optimist, nor am I a pessimist. I am a realist.
No matter how dry that damn glass is there is still something filling it. And if it is chaulk full of sand, piss or vinegar( whichever creams your twinkie or lubes your tubes) there is still room for the minuscule organisms (not orgasms but again see above) to fill some space.