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What makes you so special?
Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fuckin' with me, now would ya?
Well I'll tell you what. Why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass!!!
What is your Gender?.......Relationship Status?........Sexual Orientation?
Male
Where are your people from?
Well, I don't really know. You see, they wasn't in here long enough for me to get up close and personal with them like I do most of the other assholes that come wondering in here!
What offends you?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
What are your favorite body parts?..........On Yourself?.............Males?...........Females?..........Chicken?
You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!
What do you LOVE..........Who Do You Love...........Who's your Daddy
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley, Well, It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him.
You know when a horse makes that lip flapping sound? What dew you call that
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart."
If you had 6 months to live, what would you do?
Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever.
Why are you not doing that now?
Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
Given Time, what does VULGARIA mean to you?
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
 

That's "CAPTAIN" Spalding to you ASSHOLE!!!


Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spalding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

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At 10:46pm on December 17, 2009, BadPenny619 said…
Thinking about my friends, and how much I miss you all.
Please be safe this holiday season, and have a wonderful holiday.
GOOD TIMES, GOOD PEOPLE!!

At 10:56am on December 6, 2009, Ayamedye said…
Well ok Spalding
At 12:12am on December 6, 2009, Lu Lu said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuuJuvmaJwIThanks for the add
At 11:06pm on October 14, 2009, Daniel The Last said…
At 3:35pm on October 3, 2009, BadPenny619 said…
Have a wickedly delicious weekend!!
GOOD TIMES!

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