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Describe Yourself inn won faw-king Word

Hmmm, can it be a long hyphenated word? Wait,here's one. "Captured" ...in Tijuana..

Who the hell invited you? ( be specific )

DTL invited me. .....and I closed my eyes real tight and recollected the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. When I had opened them, I was there, in Vulgaria. It was magical and horrifying at the same time. I loved it!

What makes you so special?

Mmmm, fer my age, I work like a damn machine.
Gotta better than average sense of humor and wit.
Cuz I'm tall, I can reach everything on the top shelf.
I can make you a millionaire!!!(as long as you start out with two million) ...most people don't know it, but I'm one of the sons of Charles Manson.

What is your Gender?.......Relationship Status?........Sexual Orientation?

Male, Married, In a relationship, It's complicated, Str8

Happy Birthday to You.....How about a date?

12-7-57

What's Your Sign?

Sagitarius

Where are your people from?

Germany, England

What offends you?

The Man, the Establishment, Suits. Kiss-asses. When people say "I haf to go to Church." ...you don't wanna go, don't go! When people whine and complain all the time. ...and this comes pretty close.

What are your favorite body parts?..........On Yourself?.............Males?...........Females?..........Chicken?

depends what I'm hungry for.

What are your thoughts on BD/SM?.........Bi-Sexuality?..............Other Fetish?

Weeeeee!!!!!!

What do you LOVE..........Who Do You Love...........Who's your Daddy

I like sea dooing, off roading in our Jeep, the beach, R&R music, learning to play songs, fixing stuff, meeting people, the desert, hiking.

I love lots of people: wife, gf's, your gf, your wife.

Got several girls that call me daddy, and I never had children!

You know when a horse makes that lip flapping sound? What dew you call that

Precious!

If you had 6 months to live, what would you do?

hopefully find a Genie and ask for 3 more wishes.

Why are you not doing that now?

Been lookin fer one, just haven't found one yet.

Given Time, what does VULGARIA mean to you?

Never been there, but figure I'd venture in. I imagine it's got to do with the root of the word, "Vulgar". Guess that's what attracted me. It is actually a non-fictional place located in Europe. It is a mountainous region and has the sea on one of it's borders.English is spoken there with some German. It's ruler hates children and there is a child catcher there that catches them and imprisons them. He attracts them by using candy, tarts and other sweets. And one day the children will come out of hiding and there will be an uproar and the children will take over.A type of helter skelter if you will. If you wanna know more about this, just ask me. I was there man!!! Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang!!!!