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An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,

'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

'Not to wo… Continue

1) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
2) Yet you swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, bar owner, cop, funeral home owner or holds political office. And you have at least one aunt who is a nun, or uncle who’s a priest.
4) You have no idea how to make a long story short. In fact, there was a time, jaysus, it was ages ago, when a tall tale told in your family would run for days. My father once told me…
5) You think you sing very well.
6) You may… Continue

When Satan’s son is dead, castrated, A dark gateway will be created. The world will transform to a living Hell, And will create the unholy shell. Where the skeleton hangs the body lies, As demons’ hands reach for the skies. The life within now gone away, Tomorrow is a darker day. Joy to demons, joy to hell, Joy to those within the shell. The hatred is a joyous thing, And sorrow makes the church bells ring. The Tree of Life is grown with thorns, And sprout a new with little horns. The angels have… Continue

My neighbor has a puppy he ' s giving away (FREE!). It ' s a Dachshund, it ' s house broken, and it ' s great with kids.

He ' s giving it away because his wife says the dog ' stares ' at her when she is undressing , and that gives her the ' Heebie Jeebies ' . I think she is just weird!

If you ' re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.

Here ' s a picture of the dog. (below)

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