THIS WAS SENT TO ME AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. FEEL FREE TO PASS IT ON.
*THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S. Let's send it
> around the world. Please don't delete this.**
> *
> *This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad.** **For those
> who take the time to read it,** **you'll see a letter from him to
> his dad at the bottom.** **It makes you truly
> thankful** **for not only the Marines,** **but
>
> ALL of our troops.**
> **THE MARINE**
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Added by connie on November 11, 2009 at 7:47am —
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38 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT!
Learn 38 things about your friends, and let them learn 38 things
about you! Send back to me and to several more friends,
hit forward to change the answers.
1. Do you like bleu cheese? Yes, sometimes.
2. Have you ever smoked? Yes
3. Do you own a Gun? Yes, several... Knives, crossbows, axes, swords..
4. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite? Fruit Punch...
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointment? I hate the Doctor's office!
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What The Job Ad Says; What It Means, Part I
Ground floor opportunity
-Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year
Progressive company
- Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday
Team player
-Must deal with dangerously territorial coworkers with rabid personalities
Upbeat personalities
-Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug alcohol rehab benefit within the first year
Word processing skills essential
-There is a crippling case of car…
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Added by dragonking on November 2, 2009 at 6:00am —
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Some are funny. Others strike an emotional chord. But some Ad campaigns are truly bizarre. From a commercial encouraging you to rent your wife to robots selling fried chicken (or attempting to do so), we look at ten commercials which are known for the notoriety rather than the products they are attempting to promote. Some famous celebrities have helped engender this list, including Hulk Hogan and the present day Governor of California. You may cringe in disbelief.
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Added by AngryPrincess on November 2, 2009 at 2:31am —
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Mammatus clouds are strange, pouchy formations often occur in association with a thunderstorm. In mammatus clouds, evaporation causes pockets of negative buoyancy as it cools the air inside the cloud. This makes the clouds puff downward instead of up like cumulus clouds, and they end up looking like upside-down bubbles.
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Added by AngryPrincess on October 30, 2009 at 1:59am —
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Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another cha…
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Added by dragonking on October 25, 2009 at 11:12am —
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Sleeping Dog
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog's collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and…
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Added by dragonking on October 22, 2009 at 12:42pm —
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The Terrorism Threat
AN ABSOLUTE MUST READ FOR EVERY AMERICAN!
Juval Aviv was the Israeli Agent upon whom the movie ' Munich ' was based. He was Golda Meir's bodyguard -- she appointed him
to track down and bring to justice the Palestinian terrorists who took the Israeli athletes hostage and killed them during the Munich Olympic Games.
In a lecture in New York City a few weeks ago, he shared information that EVERY American needs to know -- but that our government has not yet shared wit…
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Added by Mike on October 22, 2009 at 12:08pm —
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This is just a pillow shaped like a vagina: there are all the details, including dear old clit, highlighted by a…
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Added by AngryPrincess on October 22, 2009 at 2:02am —
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some of you know that I play the game Vampires on my space I'm also founder and leader of a coven called Naib we are anti-bully anyone that plays this game knows that the biggest bully with in the game is Rabid☼Goat she use to be a friend until one of the clans (Crimson clan) we were both in split I remained in that clan she and a few others started a new clan called Phoenix she started making it hard for anyone left in crimson to even play Including me. Fortunately I had a few friends that coul…
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Added by Dark Prince on October 20, 2009 at 10:00pm —
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Computers and Cars
At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason wh…
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Added by dragonking on October 20, 2009 at 12:15pm —
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Lawyer Humor
You Know You Need A New Lawyer When:
- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other.
- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
- Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the…
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Added by dragonking on October 17, 2009 at 10:48am —
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Object: The Orgasmatron 3000
Designer: Dominic Wilcox
Year: 2006
URL: www.dominicwilcox.com
What was missing a washer to be all that women have always wanted?
Do not double the speed, not the easy insertion blankets.
Not a way to make it consume less!
What Orgasmatron 3000 ha, compared with norm…
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Added by AngryPrincess on October 16, 2009 at 3:01am —
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