FRIENDS 1.When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're Not.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
"because you are my friend".

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Vladia Comment by Vladia on April 18, 2009 at 10:25am
another wonderful ironic tale of humanism----gotta luv it :)
connie Comment by connie on April 15, 2009 at 12:20pm
thanks i needed to know that!!! lmao
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